purevoltage:

I was driving today and saw this
850

actualcrutchie:

glasses are so stupid. u wanted to lie on ur side??? fuck off. u wanted a hot drink???? u can’t see shit now bc ur glasses are fogged up. go out in the rain???? tough luck shithead. 

  • Child me: WOW WHEN IM A TEENAGER IM GONNA GO OUT WITH MY FRIENDS TO THE MALL AND PARTY AND DATE HOT PEOPLE AND BE POPULAR AND COOL
  • Teenage me: *hisses at sunlight*
  • waking up: haha fuck
  • thechurchofbobsaget:

    I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.

    luckysuckyfucky:

 
    foreverheroine:


This just made me so freaking happy

    fakedick:

    Hey, if you accidentally call a guy “daddy” in conversation, just save yourself by adding “-o” to the end and slick your hair back like a 1950’s greaser. And throw on your sick-ass leather jacket

    Your thirst is hidden and now you’re the coolest dude in school